Isledeavarice's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Secret Sauce]

I hate pure gross-out stuff

Have you seen PINK FLAMINGOS? This movie seems to be a ripoff of one scene in that. I don't like that movie, and I don't like this.

[Dragonkite]

Where was the dragonfly?

Looked more like a green penis-creature to me. Good animation, good fade outs, tinting, ext. But, it's not really worth voting more than 1 on.

jikap responds:

green penis creature... good one XD
really, where was the green?

[The Turkey Hunter]

Good graphics, but not funny

Well this won't win any awards for political correctness, but it was pretty good drawings wise. I only voted 6, in spite of giving you 9s for graphics and style, because it just wasn't funny, and it seemed like it was supposed to be. It could have had a shoot out, or something. Still, for one nights work its good.

[Cold as Ice ep. 05]

Alright so far.

It seems like it could be good. But, i expected something much longer because it has bad graphics and a high filesize. I like long bad graphics movies with a lot of plot. Watch my "house cards, knife fights' if you want to see a longer movie with bad graphics that is about the same size as this. Some of your drawings were alright though, the ships weren't bad and the alien was quite good. It wasn't exactly boring, but i hated how it just ended in the middle of it. It seems like it was starting to get good, and then it just ended. Hopefully the next one will be a step up from this. Good luck.

Rule responds:

Yeah, I did make it longer, but as I submitted it on NG, it says the filesize is too big. And I know Tom wouldn't put it on NG in a day. I'll try to improve on this, thanks for your review, and I'll watch your flashes.

[Darkness Rising ep 1]

Quite good, in a way.

This seems more like an intro to a movie than an actual movie that is gonna be part of a series. The graphics were very good, i like your style a lot. It doesn't look "Realistic" but it isn't supposed to, i don't think. Quite stylish as well.

The next movie should have a plot, though. I guess I'll watch the intro next. Hopefully that explains it a bit.

[Universal Soul]

Quite good

Captures the feeling of driving around at night perfectly.

[Snuff.]

Best thing I've seen in a while.

Sort of reminds me of that old movie HENRY:Portrait of a serial killer. Just the glowing store signs, dark streets, filming murders, the whole atmosphere of the thing.

[Tribute 2 Piconjo]

Best turd of the week i've ever seen.

Make a series of bad stuff with good music like this and you've got a fan. Best thing i've seen tonight. Good work. Better than anything I've done, although, my next one might be better than this. This one deserves a score of 3.00 at least. My half-decent "August Underground Part 4: The halloween episode" got a score of 2.8. Although, turd of the week is kind of an accomplishment. At least it gets you views. So, I guess this movie deserved it. Good work. The perfect turd of the week movie.

[Werewolves in London]

Good music, bad movie

It was a bit stylish, and the music was good, but it had little point, no humour, no scares, ext. Also the werewolf leg animation was bad. It seems like you were going to make an actual movie, but just decided to abruptly end it, submit it and then see if it passes. I guess it did. But try to finish this and make it as good as it was in your head.

[The Autumn Essence]

You should do...

A big, long movie set in late stone age britian about the building of stonehenge. With the same sort of story and music style. Could have a lot of gore in it too, because the druids did human sacrifices. Some of the victims might fight back and stuff. Don't put swords in it though, I don't think they had those in those days. Just stuff like knives and axes. Having that sort of music playing during a big sacrifice scene would be great. And, put boats in it. Don't know why, but, boats would make it better.