Isledeavarice's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sexy Questions]

hillarious

Really great, keep it up.

[Spinister Ep. 030]

Keep this shit up,

Thanks to the bullshit "blam points" system, people just go to all the grey 50 newest and vote 0/5 on them, one after another, only judging by the first five or ten seconds. The rest of the movie isn't even considered.

What is the point of just "getting you voting power up"? Are you even here to watch movies? You can watch movies with no voting power and no account.

If its possible to do this bullshit, I encourage it. Keep it up, mabye tom fulp will scrap the blam points system and movies will be watched through to the end.

Spinister responds:

If the BP system is scrapped, nobody will vote on UJ entries.

[World War Three]

Not that bad,

There wasn't a lot of actual animation in it, the guy just "flips" when he turns around, blood just appears when guys get hit, and they often don't even fall down, some explosions were good but I dont think you drew them.

Not all bad though, worth watching.

[Train Game Simulation 2]

Needs a lot more;

There has to be more to the game then answering dumb questions so the train doesn't go off the tracks. Make it so that you can go in the train and look out the window, and see stuff go by, and its random, and you can go faster or slower, take the train down different routes, I don't know. It sounds like the real game could be good but if its just like this with better graphics, forget it.

Mabye PM me when the real game is done.

Good luck.

highwatermark responds:

OK, but I'm not sure how you can look out the window and still know which way you're turning. This is the bonus game to a game about to be released, not the game itself.

[MaidRouser:ColorofYellow2]

Doesn't seem to go anywhere;

This sort of reminds me of most of my stuff in that it had a lot of talking and plot. And was hard to understand - I guess my stuff is too, then. Still, good job. I think I'll watch the first one and then mabye give you a better review.

[Haze]

Quite good;

Quite good and slightly creepy stuff. Very good mood.

I think you should try a long movie with a plot - there aren't enough of those on newgrounds.

Mikextro responds:

thx, yes i plan to make a longer project soon

[Turmoil Under The Tree]

One of the best,

I don't give out a lot of 10s, but wow.

This captures the spirit of christmas better than any flash movie I've seen. I think you could do stuff for TV, im serious. You can make money with your skill.

Snowball fights, presents, and eerieness and mystery. Amazing stuff, you know. Good to see that christmas isn't gone.

[-FREE WHISTLE POINTS-]

I dis-agree

Newgrounds is for the public - its not just for people who make flash movies. A film critic has the right to write crappy reviews for movies even if they couldn't direct a better one, therefore anyone on this site who wants to trash a movie can, even if they are not a flash maker.

I am a flash maker, and I don't have a problem with people 0-ing my stuff if they honestly think its bad even if they don't make flash.

Are you saying that people who don't make flash don't have the right to review, or that they should only write positive reviews?

If people think its good, you get good reviews. If people think its bad, they trash it and have the right to.

Only exceptions are those who just go around watching the first five seconds and then voting 5 or zero based on that to get lots and lots of points. Those people I do have a problem with. But if people watch the whole thing to the end, and honestly think its bad, and vote 0 - thats fair, wether there flash makers or not.

[tftd - road rage]

You should to an extremely violent one,

Not one of your best, but not boring. Your violence has some impact, by the way.

[tftd - quitting time]

Cringe inducing,

You know how to do crude humor and horror really well. Most crude comedy stuff throws tons and tons of the most disgusting stuff they can come up with at you, and its neither gross nor funny. This one has some actual impact though, and it doesn't even go that far, all it takes is 2 guys talking about farting and I was grossed out and also laughing at it. THE ARISTOCRATS is at the other end of the scale, if it was rated it would be NC-17 just for the language but has no real impact (except for the "space docking" line I guess). You know how to affect the audience. It was even kind of scary at times, when they walk out to the "nightmare land" and everything. Nothing really shocking happens, but you think its going to happen. Anyways good job.