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Recent Movie Reviews


Sexy Questions Sexy Questions

Rated 5 / 5 stars

hillarious

Really great, keep it up.



Spinister Ep. 030 Spinister Ep. 030

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Keep this shit up,

Thanks to the bullshit "blam points" system, people just go to all the grey 50 newest and vote 0/5 on them, one after another, only judging by the first five or ten seconds. The rest of the movie isn't even considered.

What is the point of just "getting you voting power up"? Are you even here to watch movies? You can watch movies with no voting power and no account.

If its possible to do this bullshit, I encourage it. Keep it up, mabye tom fulp will scrap the blam points system and movies will be watched through to the end.


Spinister responds:

If the BP system is scrapped, nobody will vote on UJ entries.


World War Three World War Three

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Not that bad,

There wasn't a lot of actual animation in it, the guy just "flips" when he turns around, blood just appears when guys get hit, and they often don't even fall down, some explosions were good but I dont think you drew them.

Not all bad though, worth watching.


Recent Game Reviews


The Infrantryman The Infrantryman

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Playable stuff, that one must hit escape to get out of inventory should be pointed out to the player. Controls sometimes didn't work (though maybe i was doing something wrong, all of eating, fighting, and equipping items did work some of the time). Plan to give it a few more tries, not sure whether or not this is long.



CLICKNOWLAGE CLICKNOWLAGE

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Pretty good,

A few too many "find the hidden click spot" puzzles though. But it did take thought.


Disco-PiggyHammy responds:

Yeah maybe I kinda push too far on find the hidden click spot and if this gets a good decent rating, I'll make a sequel with more puzzles of pure clickiness ness (bad spelling on purpose) and also thank you for your review


Friday the 24th Friday the 24th

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Boring,

I don't see how stuff like this can get front page and near - 4 ratings. I killed a bunch of elves that don't fight back until the 'bar' got to the top. Then I went into santas workshop and I thought "yeah, now I actually get to fight something"! And then santa points his gun, it shows me kill him, and thats all.

No possibility of losing, no bad guys that fight back, extremely short, no real fun factor. There was almost no skill involved - some skill required in 'aiming' your machete so that you hit them rather than miss them, but if you can't lose and they don't fight back, whats the point?

If your gonna make an 'assasinate santa' game then you need huge robot toys that attack you, conveyor belts that try to pull you into saws, and a big finale where santa tries to get away on his sleigh, and you climb up his sleigh and fight him and try to knock him off at 20,000 feet or so. Polar bears would also be cool, especially if you could ride polar bears.

I understand that this probably did take a lot of work to do, with the good graphics and everything. But if you already put that much time into it, it would only take a little longer(compared to what you did already) to make more areas, enemies that fight back, and the possibility of losing.

I've made games before and I know that the hardest part of the game is just getting 1 screen to work. After that, it takes not nearly as long to add more screens and more stuff. I don't see the point in just doing one little area and then thats it. I was so dissapointed. A Jason vs Santa game deserves better than this.


Recent Audio Reviews


Fear of the Dark Fear of the Dark

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Quite good.

I can't see why this has such a low score, you deserve more credit. Very good although short song. I will use this.



Diablo Wetgrass Theme Remix Diablo Wetgrass Theme Remix

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Pretty amazing stuff

I don't remember that song being used in diablo 1 or 2. It was pretty great to listen too though, expect it to be used in a long adventure movie called "Stump the cops" which will be done in... a few days to a week or 2 from now. Perfect song for people just walking around in the woods or long "montages" of trees and stuff, which there will be a lot of.